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Alastair Ballentyne alastair

Location: Leicester, UK

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Alastair Ballentyne (alastair)

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Any society is only 3 meals away from revolution, no wonder with all the fat bastards over here that things will remain crap for some time!
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Restrung n tuned without a trace of mess before the bus hit leicester racecourse. I'm officially the king of pointless shit.
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Attempting an on the bus restring holy crap!
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Nice weather for anything
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Its becoming more obvious that I'd like to start my own reptile collection/personal zoo and it's not good to eat after midnight.
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@girl_gone_geek they are the first decent star wars tattoo's i've seen. I am tempted by something in old gallifreyan.... #nerd
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@MonographJack UGH I found it soooooooooo annoying man, 14 year old me trying to charm some girl from school then just getting a headache!
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1000 windows updates later and I still want a #mac. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ugly slutty windows.
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@MonographJack it's all about the two big letters one small letter a big letter then a reverse one for that kinda stuff.
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Why are fountain pen sales on the rise the news asks? Because handwriting is a thing of beauty. Shame mine looks like a horse stole a crayon
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Attempt number 100234588492380953 and 2 at giving up smoking. Hopefully I won't turn into a fat shit this time.
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One episode of Jersey Shore and Geordie Shore later and I have officially lost faith in the 'advancement' of the human race. Get me crack.
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@TerriPhoto a fine cat!
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Geordie Shore now... CAN IT GET ANY WORSE
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I've been watching Jersey Shore for about half an hour now as a kind of social experiment, these people are the lowest form of sentient life
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BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD ON MTV RIGHT NOW!!! I love this shit.
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But then that would infer that Tories are intelligent which is a theory I am tribally opposed to being Scottish and all. #justsaying
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If voters are rejecting austerity measures in favour of growth policy surely our leaders should listen as they work for us after all...
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Yes like you really have the authority to tell others what to do as you drag our own country into financial damnation: http://t.co/XsOIk87v
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More importantly I am having difficulty choosing what kind of Salamander to get. I think an amphibious one is the way to go.
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Watching old Falklands footage on the Beeb, looks so unusual, v unfamilar but reminds me that I cannot stand war at all. So backwards.
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Fake boobs containing mattress filler?!? JEEZ, why do they do it #behappywithwhoyouare
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In any other universe this minister would have resigned long ago. http://t.co/NKRdLPIR More example of the #tory f*ck you approach to govt
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@alicecmnewton BUT more to the point I look nothing like him at all!
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@alicecmnewton It's not like I see you often if at all and people I see all the time wouldn't make that kind of crack!!!
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Bumped into a good friend on his birthday today and spent the afternoon busking together. Lots of fun, now to find a Salamander!
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@alicecmnewton FUCK OFF.
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As I can't sleep in all day the only cure for this insomnia before class is a crap fry up in a crap pub, probably wetherspoons.
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HEARTBREAKER. Always can count on Zep.
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My Sharona, Walk This Way, Satisfaction and one more then it's back to bed for this badger. #guitarteacher
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Went to bed then got up frantically remembering I forgot to do my transcription for the school kids in the morning! EEK
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DAMN THIS ITCHY BEARD!!! I might have to lop the whole thing off its like having a chin of fire.
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Reject more financial restrictions on corporations but propose 30% income tax... WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON! #conservativessuck
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Japanese feast!
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Just saw an advert for a new #sky detective show called 'A touch cloth'... REALLY, I am writing an episode right now, just need the loo...
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Ok have to share this with the world, there is some twatty floozy at Brighton Beach with Hitler tattooed on her foot. #twat in a word!
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Jo Brand on the decks
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Shiteon Peach
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My dad on girls in orange tree "I saw people like that in Budapest and they were men". Priceless, for everything else there's MasterCard
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Just had a sour sweet eating contest with an 8 year old, that was a fun lesson
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This is what happens when our society is based on money (and oil but that's irrelevant in terms of this tweet) http://t.co/iSYLQ3bR
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Can't beat a bit of van halen and twitter on the bog.
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7th July is now a date for the musical diary for all you Leicester heads. Particularly those of the guitar persuasion. #rock
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Good god these people are so damn rude when all I am doing is trying to teach their kids. I might take a voluntary pay cut here. #rude
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Looks like some serious shit kicking off on London road!
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These bus rides back from school are always horribly thought provoking.
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@NikkiWikkiWa yeah tell me about it! Teaching is a good way to keep the roof over your head!
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Careful when claiming back your #ppi kids! Just got stung for a £300 bill with 7 days to pay 2 months after settlement with the company!
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@NikkiWikkiWa agh sweet, what level? I work as a private guitar tutor ATM, think full on classroom everyday might be a bit insane! :)
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@NikkiWikkiWa a much nicer choice! pasta bakes and all in one rice dishes mmm is itt teacher training? (excuse me if am wrong!)