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Phil Walker philwalker

comedian

Award winning Phil`s act has taken him from wowing crowds weekly in comedy clubs throughout the UK to entertaining over 4000 troops in Afghanistan, basically he`ll go anywhere for a laugh! A former city life comedian of the year (an award won by the likes of Steve Coogan & Peter Kay) Phil`s unique take on modern day life is a joy to behold with laughs guaranteed!

"A ready wit, One to watch!" BBC Leeds

"Next to the stage was Phil Walker, a topically based comedian. The audience were instantly in stitches at Phil`s brilliantly culturally & socially relevant humour." Nick Furlong - Arts in Leicester

Website: phil-walker.com

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Phil Walker (philwalker)

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Ed Balls wife didn't take his name when they got married, she's still called Mandy Tits.☺
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Had he lived, Elias Ashmole, antiquary, would've been 395 today. Happy Birthday Eli, tragic.
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Are you in a clique of what you all think are really cool folk? WELL YOU ARE WRONG! They're just arseholes like the rest of em (cept me) ☺
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Watched a magic show tonight, at the end the magician said "I'm looking forward to a season here in Blackpool till October!" Poor lad...
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@steveroylecomic yeah for the Panto!
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@GregPieCook clive!
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Any suggestions as to what I should try to nick at the Palace? #whatshouldphilnickatthepalace
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I'm off to London tomorrow for tea at Buckingham Palace!
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#YouKnowTheSunIsShiningWhen all the honeys in summer skirts come out & fat people think its OK for them to wear shorts.
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@ComedyRich72 too late I did that gag while u were still in bed!
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The sun is out & its World Goth Day! Shame they'll have to stay indoors.
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@Martinbigpigmor W0W! I'd just about run out of em, how nice.☺
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@Martinbigpigmor not only did I get it right, I got the location as well, the prize is mine!
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late for your meeting? or WHATEVER, Drive fast past a school you are not only a FUCKING PRICK, you are a POTENTIAL KILLER. Feel free to RT.
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@Martinbigpigmor that's Mr Askins in Cyprus of course!
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@Poorlybee ok mate cheers
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#NotBeingRudeBut Go Wank is an anagram of Gok Wan
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Had he lived, italian Volcanologist Giuseppe Mercalli would've been 162 today. Happy Birthday Giuseppe, tragic.
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@helenls ha!ha! I think you could be right x
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Question for any comic who's worked with Phil Nichol: how long does it take until you stop singing "The only gay eskimo" over & over?!
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67 days to go to the Olympics! Just beat my personal best of 8 seconds. http://t.co/9BMT8VfC
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@QdosPantomimes you should book that Phil Walker he is King of Panto in Blackburn after 11 sell out seasons!
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Page 3 Chloe 22"How important it is for us to recognise our heroes & she-roes." Nice tits Chloe.☺
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@jamiesutherland says everything about the prick!Paul Scholes had the decency to wear a suit in 99 & doesn't feel he earned that medal
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Me to 8 year old Kid outside my little one's school,"Morning!" Kid stares at me & says,"I'm on the phone." See what we've created
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@GregPieCook there's been some jokes without punchlines mate!
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Lee Evans is on!at last some jokes! #comedygala
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Hey #comedygala you should've had that Phil Walker on he's quite funny & very easy on the eye.☺
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@KatieMulg quite!
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No I'm not on the #ComedyGala ☹
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I'm going for tea with the Queen this week!
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On Sundays I like to just chill out with my bitches, they prefer it when I call them my wife & daughter.☺
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@steveshanyaski go & ave a pint lad you've earned it!
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@MrTommyCampbell wow! That's so cool
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@MrTommyCampbell bullshit there's no school today its Sunday!
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City won the league,Chelski won the champions league,Blackpool didn't go up,there is no God & Satan is real, enjoy your day!☺
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@steveshanyaski at last a REAL British athlete!
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Big thanks to all @jongleursnottm for a great weekend, why Phil Nichol isn't a star is beyond me.☺
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Why isn't there a "Holly's boobs cam?" #thevoice
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One of the hogs from this afternoons gig. http://t.co/HNCeOaIY
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If the folk @jongleursnottm are ½ as nice as this afternoons bikers I will be a happy boy.☺
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@DaveTwentyman wow!
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Holly Willoughby has AMAZING tits! #thevoice
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Think I might become a Hells Angel, they seem like good folk.☺
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Well what a nice afternoon that was! I officially ♥ bikers! Top gig!☺
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Just arrived at my biker gig, looks like a retirement home for hells angels!
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@Martinbigpigmor will do ☺
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Thought I was in for an afternoon of deep thoughts & wanking, instead I'm on my way to make some bikers laugh in a tent.☺
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@dominicwoodward cheers mate u 2 ☺
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@helenls thanks Helen, best wishes, Phil x